Man, I still can't believe this! For the first time EVER and for the longest time that I have been shedding tears of disbelief on a school printFUCKINGout, this one has definitely managed to shoot sparkle through my eyes. On my TTH schedule, my first class (read: first of a flying fuck class like can you ever believe this) starts at 4pm!!! AMAZEBALLS!!! For three straight years I always get the 7:45am class on my TTH sched and now I have been so blessed I could almost drown my head in a tub of boiling water! Sooo happy!!!
ANYTWERTLES, have any of you grasped the news of THE Charice Pempengco finally making it up on Glee? That she WILL BE REALLY SHARING A SPOTLIGHT with the brat-looking Lea Michele who also happens to have a Leno chin just like Montag's? This time, it's true. Screw that ex-manager's leak; Entertainment Weekly has already confirmed.
Meanwhile, as I hippity hopped the interwebs to murder time this morning, I landed on this. In fairness:
Odiba akala mo print ad? MAGKARIBAL, the first ever fashion teleserye in the history of Philippine television is starred by Gretchen Barretto, Bea Alonzo, Derek Ramsey, Erich Gonzales, and Enchong Dee. Philippine Fashion Industry's most-prized veteran, Angel Aquino, also plays her role as head of Vera Couture.
Wait, Vera what? Wang? Uck whatevs.
Enough of my guilty pinoy showbiz pleasure. So much of all that bogus it sometimes gets too discouraging. Gaaaah! NEXT!
HOLY SWEET SAUSAGES McMUFFINS I still can't believe it.
YouTube international singing sensation Charice who used to look like an exteriorized Pikachu incarnate in human form is now joining GLEE for the show's next season. And my, she's GORGEOUS!
I am not a big fan of Charice but lately I have been so moved and blown away with her achievements topping another achievement that sometimes I could might as well call her that - an achievement herself. After all, she is, indeed, an achievement, a prized possession, and a where-in-this-world-could-a-luck-like-that-possibly-ever-come-from historical success. For the Philippines, that is.
"MANILA, Philippines--The Philippines' pride, international pop star CharicePempengco, will soon join the cast of the award-winning American musical comedy-drama TV series "Glee."
In a TV interview at her Glorietta show on May 23, Pempengco herself hinted at "a surprise" that will surely make her fans happy. "Basta in na in posiyangayon," she said.
The quote set off the Internet abuzz with rumors, which zeroed in on the possibility of Pempengco appearing on "Glee" because the show's theme and the cast's age group fits her.
"Yes, it's true, Charice will soon join "Glee," her Philippine manager, Grace Mendoza, confirmed to the Inquirer. "And not just as a guest, but as part of the cast in a new season."
The popular TV show won the 2010 Golden Globe Award for Best Television Series Musical or Comedy.
Pempengco's joining the "Glee" cast comes on the heels of her most recent triumph as the first Asian to break into the Top 10 of the Billboard album chart. Her self-titled US CD has debuted at No. 8 in its first week of release, selling 43,000 copies in America alone.
The album is at No. 4 in the Canadian music chart.
UPDATE: Unfortunately, this has not yet been confirmed. Her Philippine manager, Grace Mendoza, was probably on narcotics when she confirmed the rumor. Ughck, bad. Let's just hope that she still gets in! Or at least Nikki Gil!!! "
By heavens above, I swear I could hear the angels sing!
And I can badly hear my friend Russell Lelis screaming on a high esplanade like she's only a hundred and five steps away from a Mrs. Russell L. DeWyze marriage certificate! Achieve!
Bravura, bravura! I am soooo gonna bid my entire closet on Lee! He has to win! People (Russell) are so gonna hammer down your pelvic bone if Lee goes anywhere between a runner up and uhh, loser. The last time Lee's fans (Russell) got frustrated on something, they tore down the rotten flesh of a 2 week old human relic and breached out it's jaw and made a headband out of it.
I warned you. Some people are merciless. Lee has to win.
I am totally out of words right now. Swear. Give me a second before I start talking.
There.
NOW FIRST OFF, please forgive me for relentlessly flooding my blog with video posts, Cable television companies in third world wilderness have decided to keep playing re-runs that sometimes I just feel like pulling out my eyeballs from their sockets and send them off to Universal Studios. SECOND, I KNOW - some computers don't recognize embedded objects because of PRIMITIVE software, BUT BELIEVE ME, it's either you are watching this video with me or you are losing ten times the fun that a hundred and fifty sniffs of dope can never equal. Okay, so here's the EPIC:
PHENOMENAL.
At some point while watching this video I felt tears in my eyes. His screen name is PhatGayKiD, he's on YouTube and he totally thinks he's famous. I do not have any idea whatsoever if he's under serious professional treatment or if he has medical prescriptions similar to that of Chris Crocker but my conclusive assertion on this one is that the U.S. Government shall definitely start working on the implementation of their drug-related programs - URGENT. . .THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN DIRE NEED OF HELP. And before you start thinking that THIS could just be some sort of a hoodwink, here's another:
I'm scared. I am not yet very certain if I shall consider this as a vehement reminder of an impending WORLD ANNIHILATION but it's better to be safe this early than to regret soon after. I'm taking this very seriously.
Lovely pizza grandmother! This sixth grader right here is some serious article of singing potential! Have you ever heard of him, like, seriously? The Ellen DeGeneres Show? Because he's been making big waves all over twitter and he's such a sweet piece of innocence! You gotta love him!
Err, a couple of flats, sharps, some long and steady bad falsetto which irked my eardrums to bleed but. . .who am I to judge? I ain't no voice teacher myself so I guess I'll sit down and appreciate. I love this kid! Very confident. He has to get a record deal URGENT! In fact, news ticked my ear that Queen Madge's and GaGa's handlers are talking. Woo, guess some new meat is fitting in. He could possibly be the next Justin Bieber!...or...OMG...Lady GaGa!!!
OMG! OMG! Did Little Taylor MomsenMistress of the Dark finally clinched the deal and sold half herself to the DIABOLICAL SUPERPOWERS of the smokey eye make up?!?!?! And do you think that in her 16 years of existence she has yet to discover the use of hair brush????
You gotta see the video! She looks ten times more of the barbaric person that she is and her eyes look like miniature septic tanks! Ferocious! CHECK! CHECK!
Now if only Little J has sorted out her options and chose to cling to a better manager, this song is sooo gonna be heard by millions. Surprisingly, she sounds good. What is much more surprising is, ohyourgosh, she has a song! Go Taylah!
Man, you said it! All them cover girls for this month's release are dope hot! The Kardashian sisters are smoking HOT, steaming HOT, broiling HOT - for VEGAS cover!
And Khloe Kardashian sputtered tons of her weight! Can't you see that she now has arms connected to her shoulders instead of THIGHS?? Don't you remember that not too long ago she looked like a worn-out shemale laborer for a large item shipping company??
It's MIRACULOUS!!! She's beautiful! I super duper love you Khloe K! Kiss me in my dreams and bump me with your monster bottoms!
OKAY, so here in the third world area we also happen to have magazines (believe it or not). And for this month, Sarah Geronimo graced the cover of a fashion publication. . . (SILENCE)
Sarah Geronimo graced a cover of a fashion magazine. . . (MORE SILENCE). . .
. . . Sarah Geronimo GRACED A COVER OF A FASHION MAGAZINE!!! (Defeaning SILENCE)
Okay get over it. Well I am not to conceal any of my STEAMING ADORATION for HER because I don't mind getting vocal about it. I don't mind what people think either.
Sarah Geronimo in MEGA magazine's May 2010 issue, in my opinion, is enchantingly gorgeous and dons a superbly classic look to fit the high-class taste of society's cognosenti. Picture's glam, subtle fierce; her face is immaculately delicate, and don't you see that she is now TEN shades whiter compared to her normal skin tone?? She's STUNNING, ADMIT IT! And believe me people, Manila-based stylists are now learning to rip off that JOLOGS image out of their clients. Sarah Geronimo used to look like a Disney Hannah Montana knock-off but look at her now. Would you not love this look??
So baaaack to first world Hollywood where magazine frontpages are being lorded over by "wholesome" Disney rollers. Billboard released their May issue for their print and look who's the ex-mousketeer EMBLAZONED ALL OVER the front page:
It's FLOPTINA AGUILERA!!! On a BILLBOARD mag!! And guess what?? She just dropped tenths of places down her debut spot!! Can you believe it?? bIRONIC! BooHoo!
Now apart from her silver foil wrap of a leotard looking pair of boots, her hair is reminiscent of Queen Madge's 1970s 'do, which, as I see it, shall definitely get torned out of her image. Get a stylist who's not a fan of Lady GaGa and stop calling people newcomers, you former newcomer!
On a rather personal note, I have a VERY SINCERE letter:
Dearest XTINA,
I am supposed to love you and honestly, I USED TO. I AM SINCERELY TELLING THE TRUTH when I said that I used to LOVE you and that it WASN'T JUST BRITNEY, except that you are not Christina Aguilera anymore.
You now look like a cross-breed of Madonna, Lady GaGa, disco music, and some take home road whore who happen to share a make-up kit with Taylor Momsen. I don't like it. Perez Hilton is equally as furious about it. I was just thinking if maybe you could get back to your I Turn To You image and I guess from there we could all start turning back to you, too.
Love, ROLLY.
As of this writing, I am desperately in need of sleep. I am starting to look like a disheveled Helena Bonham Carter and it's not funny. I inhaled three mugs of coffee earlier - effortless - though it never really helped. I should know. Duh it's coffee not milk. Now let me get some all out rest and Imma have ta crack sum bone for an acrobatic pose on my own magazine shoot. Ha! Tata!
Tila Tequila, you must be really proud they call you her long lost sistah!
Filipino wonder kiddo Charice Pempengco wowed celebrity blogger Perez Hilton with her Baby rendition. No sweat.
And she's learning how to rap, too! Heard that? Ha!
I am so proud of her. But I swear I am sooo giving major thanks to her stylist! She autoMAGICALLY brought out her inner international DIVA, has she ever got a clue?! Just a little boost of front and some badonkadonkdonk and hella gewd she could pull off a Beyonce just like that! Watch out!
Meanwhile, here's a video of her appearance in Oprah for her Pyramid album release. Phenomenal!
Mmkay, so what we've got here is a Britney Spears version 2.0 with longer locks of auburn curls, ridiculously giant wings, and well, a better singing voice for a caged crow(?) . . . wait, OMG she's a caged crow???? I'm a slave much??? Miley the new Britney Spears under-study???
Okay, serious. Too young for sexy? Well yes, I guess. But if little 14 year-old dumplings in the Philippines are already parading their skin and flashing do-it-yourself cleavages, then what difference does it make for American girls? You guess - A LOT (you heard of the Vanessa Hudgens story, don't pretend). Albeit I remain sturdy with my opinion that it must have been a greater idea had they considered making Miley a gold fish instead. She looks perfect for the part. You know what I mean. LOL.
Now surprisingly, I love the video. Why? Because I'm a die-hard fan with a mind impervious to reason, ha!, although I completely understand that this is a fair manifestation of a baby prostitute, as long as Miley never gets dubbed of a living blow up doll, I'd still be fine.
My, I'm such a fan. (insert rolling eyes icon here and place four fingers down my throat) Haha, boo.
Giant shades! Anti-truth! Sexual poses! ILLUMINATI!!! ILLUMINATI!!! Hot damn this is ILLUMINATI!!!
I knew this would take all the honey!! Selfish Motha Effer Xtina! Ha! Have you not seen anything like this before like there had been some turbulent cross between Lady Gaga, Madonna, and some lady-sucking Catwoman eating up a pair of insanely painful shoes and electrifying red lipstick??! Yes! That is Christina Aguilera's new image! And after a loooooong long break of hiatus and some really bad blow of post-pregnancy breast nerves popping out her chest, she has finally risen back from the dead! Who would have thought that she would be queueing back in with a hot mess like this? I love it!
But surely, I believe, this is Illuminati! Illuminati!!! Gaaaahh Illuminati!!!
Whoever started the rumor that Charice Pempengco has landed the role for Pikachu in the newest Pokemon remake shall choke on this.
Now am I really this amazed??? Because not so long ago, I would see her working that little young rear-end together with stoney-eyed, constipated looking children for an instant noodle song and dance commercial, BUT NOW THIS?? You mean, THIS FAR??
My name is Rolly Marcial. Brought forth into human existence on the 13th day of Semptember 1990 - six years before the rise of the Spice Girls caused sudden alteration in the minds of those who were sure they were straight. Born, raised, and mostly influenced in bustling Manila area, I grew up in a city of day-to-day affliction and a staggering degree of traffic - something that should have taught me a good sense of immediacy yet I bloomed as a torpid sloth who thrives in a fast paced lifestyle. I am, in the rarest sense of the term, a very complicated person. Growing up in a very conservative Filipino family, taught at the best universities, yet influenced by a bastion of crazy people have spun into this irony of monstrosity. I am not exactly the sweetest type you could fool around with. I'm a big ball of perplexities and I've got a lot to pull up my sleeves. My head's flow does not compare with yours; I'm a hard-bound mathematics offprint you can never understand...you just thought you could.
DISCLAIMER
This blog mainly contains the rants, raves, aspirations, opinions, ramblings, adventures, and misadventures of the author, among a few. Notions about music, television, movies, books, and celebrities are also covered in this blog. If you find anything that conflicts with your interest or disparages your beliefs, spare me the trash talk and close this site. Thank you very much.
THIS SITE IS BEST VIEWED WITH MOZILLA FIREFOX.
MEET ME HALFWAY
I only have FOUR active personal accounts - one account in each of the following web/social networking sites (Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, and Formspring). If you happen to see any other account/s under my name and is/are from any of the following webpage/s but is not specified in my list of links below, those are from self-sucking twerps whom we usually call POSEURS. If you happen to see them, please feel free to contact me via e-mail.
For letters, hate mail, criticisms, questions, and whathaveyou, get your lazy fingers typing and reach me through: rollyy.marcial@yahoo.com. Thanks!
Hi, my name's Rolly and I believe I'm 17. I am an ambitious boneheaded mouthpiece securing a bulk of half-witted ideas and a lot more rubbish. I'm an all out sucker for fashion, television, and everything else in between. So, what's up?
