Feeling Random

So, as expected, Adam Carolla came up with an apology. Alex de Rossi, whom I follow on Twitter, retwitted Carolla's tweet so it appeared on my homepage.


GAAAAAAH. Yeuh. Sure. Whatever. Told ya. That's what they always come up with after they get threatened by a booming sum of mad nationals. Fine with me, accepted.

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ANYHOODLE, yesterday afternoon was unbelievably sweltering and the whole time I stayed in the living room I felt like I was being punished for over-using the airconditioner. Major thanks to Velvet channel for making Keeping Up With The Kardashians happen on national television, I had very little interest in risking a daily rage blackout over this entire weather issue.


So yesterday they aired a marathon of all the past season's episodes and I was the happiest! I am just so in love with Khloe Kardashian and she never fails to lighten up my mood. Unfortunately, I get quite glued to speaking my drunk valley-girl accent usually after watching this show. This is normally dangerous for me though, because the last time I spoke my drunk valley-girl accent, I got mugged by a speeding motorcycle. Serious.


Whatever. Anything for Khloe Kardashian and her chunky backdoor. Love her!

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A week ago, they aired Paige Miles' final performance on American Idol season 9 and seriously I really felt bad that she got booted out of Top 11. Simon Cowell even labeled her as the best vocals in the competition so I got really disappointed with the results.

She wasn't even given the opportunity to sing another song for a second chance to slide herself to top 10, something which the judges did after Lacey got swept off the show. Turns out, after belting Free's "Alright Now" for the closing performance, the judges became unanimous that they should have given her the spot for that cursed top 10 demmet!!!!!

HUUUUUH, idol. You should clean up your work and carry your shit altogether. You did this before to Clay Aiken, REMEMBER? WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE WON THE TITLE OVER RUBEN STUDDARD BUT YOU WERE TOO FUCKING STRAPPED ON THE ELEVENTH HOUR TO EVEN REALIZE THAT YOUR COUNTING SYSTEM CRASHED WHEN THE BAGAZILLION VOTES FLEW IN FOR CLAY, RIGHT?!?!?!?!?! akdgfukersgBKBVKRBG.

Meanwhile, since I couldn't find the exact video of Paige's Alright Now performance for the closing, let me sit you down with this:


Paige Miles singing the same song after being selected as one of the top 24 finalists.

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Jie Yeun Kim! I miss you! And I'll be seeing you real soon I promise! Wag na sad because I'll make up with all my absences PROMITH talaga yan haha.

Ayaw kabalaka dira lagi ko matug sa inyo one of these days. Pag andam nag isa ka gallon nga ice cream kay tung-abon jud nako na tanan samtang nagstorya ka sa imong gibati kang kuan. Hahahahahaha. Namyoo babe! :*

(Excuse my bisaya)

HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYONE!

Yes! That's Adam Carolla on the red corner.

Do I really have to get shocked? I have always seen this coming. If not behind the back of their heads, it could be on some serious public bashing. Just like this:


Radio Comedian Adam Carolla badmouths this country's prized legend Manny Pacquaio, and as early as now I see a bloody face-off between Carolla and this entire nation. Like serious.


Here are some of his foul comments:

• That all this country has is a fucking idiot like Manny Pacquaio who smashes other guys' heads for a living and all our countrymen are very proud of him that we're even pushing Manny to run for congress.
• That there is nothing else going on in this country that's why all we talk about is Manny Pacquaio.
• That the Philippines is a country of whores, sex workers, and prostitutes.

Honestly, the whole Manny-Pacquaio-taking-over-his-political-ambition is one big indecisive step for the boxer. Let's shrug that off this time and at least come at peace with the fact that he is not even running for anything now. And as to you, Mr. Carolla, you have a point. But being funny and being racist are two different things. We understand that we are at the bud of your joke today but you have crossed beyond your boundary and you are pinning this foul-image of the Philippines all across your country. This is not even funny. You could never measure up to a model comedian just by parading your dirty mouth antics and forcing people to laugh out of your deflated, fucked-up take on fun.

And yes, Mr. Carolla, it has never been a surprise. Manny Pacquiao speaks crooked English, cries out and puts up a face worthy of a heartfelt laugh in his victory shots, and is one big bite out of an illiterate bunch who worked hard round-the-clock for a living. We know that. But he took boxing seriously, was shaped not by the glossy span of your high-end, United States education but by the whips and blows of living a hard-knock life. And YES, he has made millions of bucks out of that bloody smashing you call "the only thing he's got", if you must mind.

Now you, Mr. Carolla, would kneel down on your castrated balls and cry blood out of your droopy eyes as they slap you with all of Pacquiao's money and hand you down your own pair of an eyebrow plucker. You must know when to make a funny joke and when to stop talking about things you know nothing about and assume that we will all vote for a meager boxing champion when he runs for congress because honestly we are not yet that crazy demmet!!!!!!!

I dare you to go to this country and I swear, we couldn't get any happier to chop off your head, tie it all around your own feet, and drag your entire body together with your rattling balls at the back of Manny Pacquaio's brand new Mercedes-Benz SLK. Go to hell!