Because my FIRST CLASS starts at 4pm

Man, I still can't believe this! For the first time EVER and for the longest time that I have been shedding tears of disbelief on a school printFUCKINGout, this one has definitely managed to shoot sparkle through my eyes. On my TTH schedule, my first class (read: first of a flying fuck class like can you ever believe this) starts at 4pm!!! AMAZEBALLS!!! For three straight years I always get the 7:45am class on my TTH sched and now I have been so blessed I could almost drown my head in a tub of boiling water! Sooo happy!!!

ANYTWERTLES, have any of you grasped the news of THE Charice Pempengco finally making it up on Glee? That she WILL BE REALLY SHARING A SPOTLIGHT with the brat-looking Lea Michele who also happens to have a Leno chin just like Montag's? This time, it's true. Screw that ex-manager's leak; Entertainment Weekly has already confirmed.



Meanwhile, as I hippity hopped the interwebs to murder time this morning, I landed on this. In fairness:


Odiba akala mo print ad? MAGKARIBAL, the first ever fashion teleserye in the history of Philippine television is starred by Gretchen Barretto, Bea Alonzo, Derek Ramsey, Erich Gonzales, and Enchong Dee. Philippine Fashion Industry's most-prized veteran, Angel Aquino, also plays her role as head of Vera Couture.

Wait, Vera what? Wang? Uck whatevs.

Enough of my guilty pinoy showbiz pleasure. So much of all that bogus it sometimes gets too discouraging. Gaaaah! NEXT!

Aquino elected Philippine President; Binay as VP

At least we do not have ex-President / ex-con Joseph "ERAP" Estrada as Philippine President.

I am not, in any way, displeased nor dismayed by Noynoy's impending political victory. COMELEC has yet to confirm the final tally of the 2010 elections but who really needs a confirmation? By more than 4,000,000 votes ahead of Estrada, we know that Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III is now the new President of our country.


We may have a lot of contrasting differences in terms of preference; your presidential bet might not be the same as mine, but at the end of the day, the elected one will be OUR President - just the same as yours and mine. Let us just all arrive at peace in accepting the fact that a majority of the Philippine mob has disposed to jot down a vote for the only son of our Philippine heroes. Some may not be in favor of it, but just learn how to stock it in and get it over with. It's already there. All we can possibly do now is pray ensuing with trust that our new elected leader will serve a great purpose for our country. Now may God bless him.


With ex-Makati mayor Jejomar Binay acting as VP to Aquino, we now know that he indeed stood as the DARK HORSE of the 2010 elections. With that, too, we also know that we have elected our first black Vice-President of the Philippines EVER. But unlike Obama's ascent to the higher political seat, I believe this has got no promise of change.


Do I like Binay? NO. Why? Just because. Is it because my bet didn't make it to the position when he was already in a fucked up spitting distance from Binay's election returns??? YES!!!!!!!!!

Now, excuse my distorted sway for the elected VP mortal because SERIOUSLY I am just sooooooooo disappointed that Mar Rixas didn't roll in as the winner of his race. I guess just like what I said with Aquino's, I must learn how to get it over with. UGH.

Okay so the long dragging question now is: Who will be acting as Noynoy's first lady? His girlfriend, who is also inclined to politics and is seated as a political leader in a small province? Or, OHMYGOSH-HEREITCOMES, Kris Aquino??????


And BOY ABUNDA as presidential spokesperson?!?! Alongside. . .wait. .OMG!!!!, Jobert Sucaldito???!! Through The Buzz?!?!?!?!?!?!

(Photo credit for Election results: ANCALERTS via Twitter)

A Compilation of Monday WTFs

Now I am betting my white ass on this credit that most of you my readers have already grown accustomed with my cut-and-dried tactics of complaining about almost everything - hot weather, wtf-are-you-serious outfits, hot weather, crazy celebrities, hot weather, etcetera etcetera. Well aside from the parching HOT WEATHER (which I decided to endure as long as I'm bogged down on this tropical dwelling) I realized more respectable arguments than a steady country steam. For example: Today, I dozed off the entire afternoon. So no Gossip Girl marathon for me there. That should really be something.


Okay fine, I kid. This has got something to do with PI politics, and I KNOW, with this much conundrum taking place in our country and a thousand count of blogsites dashing off their respective viewpoints on how important yet mismanaged this election is, this could probably be the nth time around that you have read something in this same acumen. On twitter, the #halalan trend made an effortless shoo away on Justin Bieber's name.


First of all, I have a couple of screaming qualms to share. Jejomar Binay, a vice presidential candidate who failed to win my liking (not like he would EVER care, I mean, do most politicians ever care?), has surged up his ranking to number one. Second, in a lesser contrast yet a very alarming one, ex-President Joseph "ERAP" Estrada has landed on number two. And this is for the presidential race.


Now the first one, that of Binay's, admittedly is on a biased note. I'm all for his opponent, Mar Roxas, so on this part right here you could scratch that off your head and wish this country would not end with a flying fuck of a corrupt political douchebag. But the latter, Erap Estrada landing a number two spot. . . presidential race. . .WHAT ON MOTHER EARTH IS HAPPENING TO THE MILLIONS OF VOTING PEOPLE NOW?!?!

Okay let me NOT lose my cool on this but seriously, when will we, our country, ever learn? We have gone through hell way back in his administration, and we have berthed in the arms of a self-righteous political bitch after his descend, and now we are voting him back to lead our country?? Shall I now assume that majority of us are actually pulled by heart just by having an ex-politician, who shove money from our own hands, front one of his winning dramatic excuses?! I know I shall not be much agitated by this knowing that HE WILL NOT (and CANNOT), matter-of-factly speaking, win this elections BUT taking into consideration that the counting is still being processed by comelec and is NOT YET FINAL, BY HEAVENS ABOVE, the old man has got a chance! UGH.

Now for the moment let me just say my prayers as I plan to throw myself in a hot tub of water hoping that by the time I wake up, they will announce the name of SOME OTHER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE. Thankyouverymuch!

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On a faaaaaaaaar more interesting note, I have found this somewhere over the Internet:

One of the promotional pictures for Charice Pempengco's new album. It looks like a concert ticket! Don't you think the Philippines shall thank whoever her stylist is??? I love it!

AND! Can you believe this?? Jejemon Trailer for The Jejemon Movie! HAHAHA. I told you, this is a MAJOR concern which clamor for political support and guidance! Some things must be really scarier than 2012.



SCAAAARYY!!!

It's all over the news. This is really scary.

CNN News just uploaded this video on their website and it is very, very, VERY alarming that an earthquake would most likely hit Manila after it wrought havoc in Haiti.


The most devastating thing to hear now is that after a total of 16 well-reviewed recommendations on how to make Manila safer, the experts still had no response from any of those. To think they are actually expecting a 7.2 magnitude earthquake to strike the city.

God I am SERIOUSLY scared. I am not closely situated anywhere near Manila but HELLO, this is a rather MAJOR concern not just for myself but for the greater scope of the entire city. I have majority of all relatives and a good bunch of really, really close friends who live there. I just hope this won't go anywhere near a tragedy.

Let us all pray that God won't let this happen to our country.