Siobhan, Siobhan. So long Siobhan.

Eccentric voice glass breaker Siobhan Magnus left Idol after she got booted out from the show's 9th season, leaving the crowd panting for breath with her kickass farewell performance of "Think".

I actually don't understand why she got booted out. All the judges were all out on their praises, and I was quite certain with the thought that she has a lot of supporters.


My Siobhan, I really liked you. You were always unpredictable. You caused major damage to my eardrums once when you released all your deep-rooted anger in the world as you spiked up that tune in "Paint it Black".

I got scared. I hid under the blanket, but that's how I like it. Getting scared. Hiding under the blanket. You were the only one who dare pose on the stage with a mid-cuff length gypsy skirt, grunge-out top made of curtains, and studded shoulder straps that looked like it was morbidly abducted from a poor backpack. So why didn't everybody like you? Don't they realize how hardcore you are? Haven't they heard this?


I wish they did. And I wish they all voted for you. You were quite off-key when you started but it blew me off my chair when you started to scream.

Maybe Simon would help you build up your own record. :)

I have a MAJOR concern

Dear reader,

I have been feeling this feeling for a lengthy period of time that SOMETHING IN MY LIFE IS COMPLETELY MISSING RIGHT NOW and for the longest years I could not decipher on which way shall I place my brain to think; for me to be able to target that particular "missing thing" that never failed to remind me that, indeed, there is an emptiness somewhere in the middle of my heart.

I now know what it is.


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Isn't this heart warming THAT AT LEAST I NOW KNOW WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT IS MISSING IN ALL THOSE RAMPING EPISODES OF MY LIFE??? Believe me I teared by the gallon after seeing this!

Santa, you heard my concern. You know what to do.

LOVE,
ROLLY

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Dear Kid,

I died. I watched your three minute and a half lip-sync video and I died. Right after you shook your booty like you fenced in juice blender beneath your bottom end, HOLY BOILING VAGINA KETTLE I died again. I have died for so many times watching your video. YOU ARE AN EPIC. Who trained you? What's your name? Why ARE YOU LIKE THAT? Are you ILL? Are you in DENIAL ABOUT IT that's why YOU OCCASIONALLY FREAK OUT LIKE YOU WERE ELECTROCUTED BY a 1500 Megawatt high voltage reactor? Were you demoralized when you were younger? Do you have undiagnosed ADHD just like me?


Sorry for the sudden crash of questions. I AM JUST SO BOTHERED.

Best wishes,
ROLLY.