The Rolly Marcial Blog: To Lady GaGa & Beyonce: I would like you to meet

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

To Lady GaGa & Beyonce: I would like you to meet

Posted by Rolly Marcial at 5:49 AM Labels: Beyonce, Haronce, humor, Lady Gaga, Lady Gagita, Telephone

...your beloved fans from the province.

I suspect these are very threatening scamps around their respective provincial range. Please be informed that:

These are children most probably below the legal age of 18.
I am very disturbed.
and greater chances are they skipped school attendance to shoot this very alarming sign of rebellion to authority. I'm serious, I will be having nightmares of this.

And they are named Lady Gagita and Haronce. Carry that.

To my dearest children:

I am speechless.

You know that usually when I become speechless, I get cardiac arrest. I almost DIED again watching your video. I am supposed to queue in an interrogation but I decided I should rest first because this parody blew the shit out of me.

Love,
ROLLY

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My name is Rolly Marcial. Brought forth into human existence on the 13th day of Semptember 1990 - six years before the rise of the Spice Girls caused sudden alteration in the minds of those who were sure they were straight. Born, raised, and mostly influenced in bustling Manila area, I grew up in a city of day-to-day affliction and a staggering degree of traffic - something that should have taught me a good sense of immediacy yet I bloomed as a torpid sloth who thrives in a fast paced lifestyle. I am, in the rarest sense of the term, a very complicated person. Growing up in a very conservative Filipino family, taught at the best universities, yet influenced by a bastion of crazy people have spun into this irony of monstrosity. I am not exactly the sweetest type you could fool around with. I'm a big ball of perplexities and I've got a lot to pull up my sleeves. My head's flow does not compare with yours; I'm a hard-bound mathematics offprint you can never understand...you just thought you could.

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