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Thursday, April 29, 2010

The Zoo Animal says NO to Plastic Surgery

Posted by Rolly Marcial at 12:59 AM Labels: celebrities, Funny or Die, Heidi Montag, humor 0 comments

Talk about giving good examples. Heidi Montag in a new Funny or Die video, I love it! It is just so...HER!

Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic from Heidi Montag

My name is Rolly Marcial. Brought forth into human existence on the 13th day of Semptember 1990 - six years before the rise of the Spice Girls caused sudden alteration in the minds of those who were sure they were straight. Born, raised, and mostly influenced in bustling Manila area, I grew up in a city of day-to-day affliction and a staggering degree of traffic - something that should have taught me a good sense of immediacy yet I bloomed as a torpid sloth who thrives in a fast paced lifestyle. I am, in the rarest sense of the term, a very complicated person. Growing up in a very conservative Filipino family, taught at the best universities, yet influenced by a bastion of crazy people have spun into this irony of monstrosity. I am not exactly the sweetest type you could fool around with. I'm a big ball of perplexities and I've got a lot to pull up my sleeves. My head's flow does not compare with yours; I'm a hard-bound mathematics offprint you can never understand...you just thought you could.

MEET ME HALFWAY

I only have FOUR active personal accounts - one account in each of the following web/social networking sites (Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, and Formspring). If you happen to see any other account/s under my name and is/are from any of the following webpage/s but is not specified in my list of links below, those are from self-sucking twerps whom we usually call POSEURS. If you happen to see them, please feel free to contact me via e-mail.

For letters, hate mail, criticisms, questions, and whathaveyou, get your lazy fingers typing and reach me through: rollyy.marcial@yahoo.com. Thanks!